Så blir du Edward & Jacob!

Är du kille och vill vara lika cool och het som Edward eller Jacob? här har du listorna på vad du ska göra!

EDWARD:

*Be an excellent driver. Nothing under 90.


*Have delicious tousled bronze hair & sexy crooked smile.


*Sacrifice himself on many occasions to your advantage


*Dance like he was floating....with you on his feet


*Perfectly chiseled jaw and man-scaped eyebrows


*Want to shower you in diamonds...I'll take some hand-me-downs please!


*Be able to read everyone's mind but yours...how embarrassing would it be to have him know exactly how many times a day you drool over him?


*Speak many different languages


*Love you enough to let you keep your friends...even if they do smell like a wet dog ;)


*Sparkle when he is in sunlight...all women like shiny things :)

JACOB:

*Must be insanely huge...lots of beef patties will do the trick


*Remains at a toasty 108 degrees. Just the ticket for cold winter nights or after near death drowning incidents.


*Must be able to teach you to ride a motorcycle and then fix it after you wreck it.


*Showers you in conversation hearts and handmade charm bracelets


*Kicks his friend's ass when he goes all wolfy on you


*Be able to chase psycho red-headed vampires.


*Loves movies like Face Punch


*Must be able to take a punch from you without breaking your hand...


*Scaling the side of your house at night to get to your window is a MUST


*Last but not least...Must rock the cut off jeans with no shirt.

Källa
Be Safe/ronjiisss